Phi Phi O’Hara is the worst.
In other news drag queen related news, Jiggly Caliente seems to have semi-permanently invaded my sub-conscious. Two nights ago I dreamed that I was going to interview her for my high school newspaper (I am in graduate school). Unfortunately, during the course of the dream, she turned into this awful girl from high school who wears cowboy hats and studied interior design at a shitty state school. Downgrade.